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Irresponsible Hate Anthem...

Yeah.... let's start this diatribe....

Dommmesandsubs is broken... it is pissing me off to nearly no end... what should have taken a week... has been a two month hatchet job... shit that should be simple, ISN'T...


AND NOTHING WORKS THE WAY IT SHOULD....

So I am consistently frustrated and infuriated.... for reference (and those who have some small clue about CSS/HTML/PHP/etc...)... here's ben my rough experience so far since the upgrade....


I upgrade everything...  assured nearly everything will work... maybe a few small issues and perhaps this and that go awry, but nothing I can't bang out in a few days...


Great, let'd bust it over the holiday... everyone is with family.... and by the time the
First of January rolls around I'll have everything cracked out and all will be good in the world...


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......


STUPID FUCKING BOY......

Upgrade is done... and EVERY SINGLE USER is now a "Registered User".... and yeah... I mean EVERY SINGLE FUCKING USER... even the assholes I banned previously... they're all back.... great... fuckers.... and the Cam Verified Dommes... yep... and every other user class... UGH



Well maybe I can export the stuff from the dB and get it all to sync up somehow... I check with the company who makes the script... they got nothing... I take a gander myself... I call some "geek" buddies that are real fucking nerds... nah... shit is all way too different in this version and the dB setup and the merge and import already created multiple keys in some tables and none in others and my dB looks like a rugged fucking mess so yeah... no chance with the skill set I have or that of anyone I know being able to do dick with it...



So fine... I'll get the skin done, clean up the content, get all my ducks in a row and by that time someone will have solved the user type issue....



Nope... I just get punched in the fucking face a bit more....



Hey... You wanna change the CSS on the site... HAHAHAHAHAHA... good luck fucktard... that doesn't work either... Bwahahahahahahaha.... because when you first set everything up... and you browsed in the admin panel... and remember how you updated the CSS one time in there... yeah??? WEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL



Big surprise we forgot to tell you...



Once you start editing in the Admin Panel.. You have to edit there... so all those changes you made offline and tried to upload to overwrite the files in ACP, well... FUCK OFF... ain't gonna happen... because you can't work offline once you start in ACP.... we won't tell you that... and when you post in the support forum about the issue over a week will pass and you'll get no response... but have fun trying to figure out why it doesn't work... hahahahahahaha


Yeah... keep doing the same thing... CHMOD the permissions in FTP.... CHMOD in Cpanel... CHMOD in WHM... log in to anything you can think of... log in as V... as vilified... root... hahahaha.... fuck you... it doesn't work... hahahaha.... one day, two days, three... and eventually.... someday... maybe... you somehow stumble into using the ACP again and after you “restore” every file to its original state you can then modify the fucking piece of shit...


Great...

Fuck you, and fuck you too....

So CSS... fine... cleaning up... site finally looks decent...

Oh... but half the forum disappeared in the move... hahahahah... wanna do that next?

Fuck the forum... whatever...

Oh... mail too...

And by the way... you have about 138 Offlines on Yahoo telling you that their “Usertype” is wrong....

Uh-huh.... Thanks for telling me... but perhaps following me on Twitter is a better idea... I have posted about 3 billion and nine tweets about how fucked the user types are... but eh... whatever...

Oh... if you are interested... http://www.twitter.com/thevilifiedone
 

So what else is fucked... oh yeah... the Arcade is gone and needs recreated, every banned member is finding way back to the site... and the whole list of banned IPs... they didn't transfer either...

Mother fuck... seriously....

Oh hey... a paying client is pissed that you haven't finalized his.... XXXXXX or YYYYYY.... guess an all nighter AGAIN?????

Fine.... fuck...

Client work... hour, two, a day... who knows....

VILIIIIIIiiiiiiiiii.............

Vilillliklululululukfdklfasfas.......

Where are you vili....

And the messages come in... this is broke, that doesn't work, when are you going to fix this...

Ummmmm... when I get to it...

Though if anyone is willing to kick up the flat $75 an hour for design or the $125 for code/programming I'm happy to invoice you instead and focus on D/s instead of client things.... and I imagine V would even throw in a verification for the effort... lol

So.....

CSS... is sorta working... the ban list I kill off a load of asshats... I export the IP list and re-import it... some things finally working....

And then the usertypes... I talk everything over with V... I spend hours with her mapping out every permutation of the new permissions and what who can and cannot do... we even agree on a few new levels and a couple additional ideas that will be really cool when they are installed...

I am stoked... this will kick ass... even if annoying in that I have to do this all manually one step at a time...

I recreate every user group... I recreate the permissions... I code and install every new function V requests.... and then I transfer my first “Cam Verified Domme” back into the user group...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...


 

FUCK YOU STUPID BOY

You should have known shit wasn't gonna work.... hahahahaha...

The new user group wont allow Her to login...

So I manually update the password in the ACP...

Nope... still doesn't work...

Try the email... nope... how about password reset... nope... how about.. how about... NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NEVER NOFUCKING CHANCE DIE CODEBOY NOTHING HERE FOR YOU EXCEPT PAIN >>>> BUT YOU LIKE THAT RIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHTTTTTTT??????

UGH

Fuck you PHP... fuck you dB... fuck you code....

And keyboard number one meets the wall of my room....

Fuck did that feel wonderful...


I go get the keyboard... it isn't sufficiently dead yet... feel my pain you fucking bitch... DONT WORK... uh huh... dont... see if I deal with your shit mother fucker.... bash... slam... GGGGGggggrrrrrrrrrr.... I pick it up... smash it into the corner of the nearby bathroom door... Booooooyakai.... keys fly....

FUCK YOU KEYBOARD

Don't fucking piss with me you little stupid fucker...

I'll fucking smash the shit out of you for fucking with me and not functioning as expected... I have no time for shit that doesn't work or that impedes my progress... get in my way keyboard... you be flying out a fucking window into the hot Vegas night and landing amongst the rubble until I get motivation to come downstairs... walk out back.... and fucking jump on you in a manner eerily reminiscent of the printer bashing in Office Space...

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

Fucker....

I'm off to Target to get a new keyboard....

Ooooo.... wait... my pops has grip of extra PCs... go steal one of his...

Yay... he has a whole box... I grab a couple...

Back to my cave of code....

In... hack... no love... nothing works... UGH

I delete all my work...l fuck the user groups... fuck it all... kill kill die die...

Start over... but upgrade to the very latest version of the software first...

Oh great... fuck you you stupid smelly whore cunt evil death face...

UGGGGGGggggggghhhh

New upgrade.... overwrites all the changes I did to the graphics... the CSS... the homepage code for the forums... the different plugs... the new stats... fuck...


Kills off at least 8 hours of work... mother fuck...


Whatever...

Oh hey... while you have been getting pissed... and not sleeping... and whatever... yeah.. well in that time... three people did charge backs on orders for your business.... so not only did you lose the money... you get hit with a $40 fee from your bank.... and ummmm... yeah... the stuff you ordered to produce their things... well... you can have fun being stuck with that too... enjoy asshole....

.............

And this is my fucking existence...?????
 

...........

What the fuck....

...........


Catch up on client shit... day, two, three...

..........


VILI VILI VILI VILI VILI VILI VILI VILI VILI VILI VILI VILI......

When is... where is the... why does this... do you know about... how about... where are my... blah blah wiggly wiggly... poody haaaa foo sneaky har.... bleeple blople kissem square...

.............

Back to D/s... recreate the usertypes... actually... just one of them... now reset permissions... fuck the new shit...

Oh hey... did you see that MDS has changed over too....

Hahahahahahahahaha

Ahhhh... nice... well... tell him good luck...


Tthis sucks donkey balls....


But eh... whatever...

I go throw up a quick tweet... lol... odd how similar MDS looks now after having such a raging hard on about being “The Original” and slamming D/s for being “Imitation”...


Oh hey there pot... have ya met my friend KETTLE??????????


Whatever... V and the dude have some issue about shit... I could give a fuck at this point...

Usertypes... new... setup... try again... hahahahaha

Nope... still doesn't fucking work...

Fine then... time to bring out the big guns...

Debug”

Turn on... everything... all the codes spit out... oooo... look at that... there is all kinds of yummy info here...

Ack... shit... I should tweet and pop on YIM so I can mention I'm breaking shit... if not... the next time I log in I'll have another 100+ offlines about the fact the site was down.... and being the “bitch” I don't get that liberty to just delete and ignore... so I'm sure a tweet and a Busy message with the general info will let people know to give it a few....

Hahahahahahahahaha

STUPID BOY

How foolish to think

 

 

Turn Yahoo IM to “BUSY” and within all of 30 seconds.... 2, 3, 4.... 5.... 9... 11... 13.... Yep... gonna be 13 IMs....


I ignore all but 3... I don't wanna be the asshole I will invariably be....

Site is down... code is fucked... my “geek buddies” have looked at this shit multiple times to no avail... I paid some asshat to take look and he had no answer... since starting this project... I have posted nine total questions for tech support on the forums for the software... exactly nine of them remain without one single fucking answer...

And some more clients decide to do a chargeback... and fuck... this keyboard is such shit that the god damn letter “I” will never type unless I hit it 8 times.... FUCK YOU I... ugh.... I hit it over and over and harder and harder... and keyboard number two meets a demise while I am responding to one of the IMs from the 13 that just arrived.... I'm gonna go fucking nuts... I really need to fucking break some shit... ugh...

Fuck...

Tube....

Fire....

Pulll....

Uggggghhhh.....


 

Exhale.....



Hate...


Kill....



Not quite as much now...


.....

LOUD... I want loud....

Sonic > Burn Disc > Browse >


LOTS AND LOTS OF ANGRY HATE MUSIC

Theatre room > 400 Disc DVD Changer > CD in, Bourne Supremacy out...

Over eleven hundred watts from the Onkyo 805 > One sixty to each of seven individual speakers > with the best yet unpowered as it makes way to the preamp out.....

Fucking sick ass thuds.....  400 watts to the SPS 46 sub... so fucking deep, loud, and resonant that my bathroom mirror upstairs on the opposite side of the house fucking shakes when I turn it on more than a quarter...

Fuck you mirror... I'm gonna blow your bitch ass off the fucking wall  tonight,.... hahahahaha fuck you all house... die... fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck....bwaaaahhhhhhahahaha.... my mania is the insanity of way too little sleep and way too many demands on my time... and the remnants of keyboard number two are littered about my room as I return from the insertion of death music.... lol


Duuuuh duuuuuh duh da da duuuuh duhh....”  Or however you write out the opening to Man in the Box.... waaaaahhh waaahh wah wah wahhhhhhaaaaaa... Hahahahahaha motherfuckers....

And loud restores my sanity...


It reverberates through the house... and I pull another tube... and I exhale... and I try to de-stress....


And then Live Journal seems to be a good idea... it'll convey the point... lemme bitch, and vent, and throw a fucking fit... without dropping coin for "real help"... lol


Ahhhhh... and in the midst... real life is still another pain in the ass.... I just rambled on forever and not even a mention of buddies in town for the superbowl... the fact i haven't slpet over 4 hours since sometime in January... that the insane hours I pulled from September to December before getting re-engrossed in D/s were nearly all wasted... and perhaps the cumulative effect might be wearing on me a bit.... and in the mail today.... my auto renewal....  oops.... I sent in the wrong vehicle insurance info so I don't have a legal vehicle no... nice... one more thing for my list... and the state has decided I owe them extra for the mistake.... hahahahahaha... ok then...


Ya know what.... fuck you nevada... get in fucking line .... get in fucking line...

 

 

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alphaomega319
Feb. 19th, 2010 10:47 am (UTC)
dude that was epic, but fuck man i'll take a head first look into things this weekend and i got a few keyboards around that may want to die
princessangelx
Feb. 19th, 2010 05:08 pm (UTC)
Tell us how you really feel.
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kyaas_bard
Feb. 19th, 2010 08:23 pm (UTC)
You've done some realy great work and for what its worth i for one thank you for it!
domme_kyaa
Feb. 19th, 2010 10:26 pm (UTC)
Here's to hoping you find a ladder or something to help you out of that hole.
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