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Hmmm, where to begin... fuck it, it has been  all too long to try and organize all the shit in my twisted lil' noggin... but lemme start with a few diatribes and then move forth into more substantive shit.... 
1.  Whores, prostitutes, and name-calling....
I'm friends with quite a few folks who work in the adult industry or some derivative thereof... and in simply spending time with them, it seems the typical barb thrown out by the general populace is to attempt to degrade them by offering up some juvenile version of name calling... typically the supposed insults follow this pattern...

You're nothing but a glorified whore....
Porn stars are nothing but prostitutes.... 
Blah blah blah, whore, blah blah, skank, blah blah, burn in hell... 

Anyway, without getting too involved here, as the lesser minds responsible for these insults will never comprehend advanced logic and philosophy, I'll try to make a point that even the least intellectual of the knuckle draggers can somewhat follow....

If you check your average dictionary and look up the words prostitute/whore and their synonyms (words that mean the same for the dum-dums in the class) you typically find that definition one is one who trades sex for money.  But if you are at all brighter than an ape (sorry Fiasco) you would know that more than one definition exists for many words in the English language. Definition number two in my dictionary for prostitute is

One who sells one's abilities, talent, or name for an unworthy purpose

Hmmmm... anyone who sells their abilities or talents for an unworthy purpose... well hot holy fuck batman... might that mean anyone who bitches about their job at all, and thinks they are worth more, should be doing something else, or generally is just displeased with their "unworthy purpose" is by definition a prostitute???? Ermmmmmm, well ummm.... yeah, it pretty much sorta does.... so lest ye who hurl the stones are fully self employed and bill each and every client exactly the value of every ounce of your blood, sweat, and tears.... you're a whore as well.... 

So pot, meet kettle.... and get off your shoddy soapbox and look in the mirror before you start attempting to fling about words you clearly don't even comprehend.... 

Or drop me a line, I'll help you get your GED so you can find a better job and have enough cash on hand to buy the good porn instead of getting mad at the people who create what you can't afford....

Next diatribe... 

More namecalling rebuttals...

If brilliance and wit are used to eviscerate those of differing opinion online it's display is roughly as frequent as that of midgets in the NBA.... I grant every now and then a "Spud Webb" comes along and causes quite a stir (and he was 5'7" if I remember correctly) but for the most part, attacking one's adversary is done with racial slurs, foul language, and bad grammar... 

That being said, let me again tutor the mouth-breathers in how to properly make an opponent look foolish without resorting to the tactics of children and the uneducated... 

1. Attack items of substance : First off, if you wish to disagree with someone, attack something relevant.  What race a person is, or what amount of melanin colors their skin makes for a very weak argument.  When the US President is black, the richest man in the world isn't white, and the success of all races at all levels of society has been clearly demonstrated your arguments are as hollow as the nasal cavity of a white collar lawyer on a 20 year coke binge 

2. Refer to my last sentence above to see how to use a name calling attack.  Are you following McFly?  Anybody home up there? Attacking race, ethnicity or any other similar construct in an argument simply exhibits your inability to think creatively, your lack of education, and the fact that you are vastly inferior (in every way) to those you seek to damage with your kindergarten rhetoric.  

3. Finally, think.  Think about what it is that you are trying to convey and do so.  Should you wish to lambaste me for errors on a website I built, that's probably relevant, if you call me a bald little dick bitch who pays whores for sex, I grant that I am bald, but question your attention to detail as I doubt you've ever seen my package (though there are a few clips online if you look hard enough) and should you have actually found such clips you would likely realize that when one has sex in such videos he receives payment for services rendered as opposed to paying for sex.  

Thus, in conclusion, please try to contain your stupidity.  At lease make some half-hearted effort to think before you attack as otherwise you look so foolish as to make it unenjoyable for me to decimate your small mind.  Think, do a little research, make an educated and well reasoned critique, and I'll happily teach you how to argue like an adult in countless arenas and with a litany of methods.  However should you choose to remain in your diapers and refuse to sit with the grown-ups I won't be able to help you blossom into the pseudo-intellectual-bottom-feeder you can truly aspire to be between graveyard shifts on janitorial duty at the local AM/PM. 

Best, 

vfd
(Substantive shit next time... )

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obeymilla
Feb. 29th, 2012 07:33 pm (UTC)
Teach it like you preach it, vilified one.

People in glass whorehouses should not throw stones. Especially when their rancor comes from a place of complete ignorance.
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